RIDIN' INTO VOICEMAIL: DROP THOSE COWBOY CALLS! CHUCK

Howdy folks, it's time to wrangle in those ramblin' voicemail habits. Leavin' a message should be faster than a greased pig at the county fair. We ain't talkin' about winding tales here. Keep it brief, like the favorite campfire story. Get straight to that point, say your name and number clear as a desert sky, then hang up faster than we can say "